Lone Gunmen
Yeah, I hear you right now, clearly, saying, "But John, if the Canadian Supergroup Rush were really the humourous and yet dedicated conspiriacy theorists from the smash hit Fox television show "The X-files", then why would we not know it by now?"
I can't answer that right now, because I don't have definitive proof, but I can let the evidence speak for itself
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
A dash of peroxide here and there, eh, "Langly"?
What's under the bandana, Neil? Oh, and nice "prescription"
glasses, "Frohike".
A bit of hair dye brown hair dye, and some cheap props. I mean, COME ON, those eyebrows and that beard are obviously fake. We're talking community theater, here. Oh, and Big Al, lose the beard for the tour, m'mkay?
Still not convinced?
Have any incriminating evidence you'd like to share?
Send it to me